Crazy In Pink

Its a Sunday morning the neighborhood is still asleep, when all of a sudden this terrible scream appears out of no-where...so infuriating and annoying it continues on, Neil gets up out of bed opens our blinds and has a scouting look he decides to go and see where the screaming is coming from.. Closing the front door behind him
thank-goodness), I remain in bed for not even 5 minutes when all of a sudden I see through my bedroom window this women running up our stairs in the most hideous pink outfit screaming and and crying, she arrives on our balcony peering into my bedroom-I got such a fright as clearly she didnt seem well at all, she was carrying on like a fish wife, literally harassing me. I couldnt open my door and run out as she was totally beside herself she probably would of overpowered me and run into my house- who knows the destruction she could of caused, not knowing this woman from a bar of soap I immediatly shut my blinds on her, she was completely off her tree, living in a townhouse we were on the second floor (plus minus 2.5meters above ground)she then attempted to climb on to our window sill, I noticed she desparately wanted to get in my house, I was so concerned that she would break my bedroom window to try and get in, I decided to put some music on to block her out, alas this did not work, I then went back to my bedroom and had a peek through my blinds, I hear Neil screaming Marlé don't let her in,she was carrying on like a crazy person on my balcony for about 45 minutes. I decided to call the police as this was really getting out of hand, once again I peeked through the blinds, she was sitting outside on my windowsill she saw me peek and oh boy I couldnt take her screaming anymore I asked her to please leave me alone, she said that "they" are going to kill her I responded with whose "they" she pointed to all the people down below ( hehehe the people from the complex who were standing and watching this entire scenario) - I then clearly knew that this women had definately lost the plot, I decided to go and bath as I had to have somekind of distraction-- please note that no police arrived as yet!! I got out the bath got dressed and could hear that this women was still up to something as she was still on my balcony, still screaming and crying she however sounded like she was up to something, alas I heard a different kind of noise.. Suddenly a knock appears at my front door "whose there" I shout apprehensively, "Its Neil a voice says - I respond with where is the crazy lady- he says "she jumped" I open the door and look over my balcony down to the ground - Yup she jumped alright- but she aint dead, how on earth did she think she was going to commit suicide from 2.5m ( HA HA HA it was the craziest thing I had ever seen) and being the big girl she was (oh my greatness this was hectic )she continues with her outburts , I am sure this lady was under the influence of something FINALLY the ambulance arrived - Oh my shattered nerves the police arrive as well, after all of that commotion Neil and I witness all the damage this women caused outside our home she ripped out our poor aspiring chillies and literally stood on our weber braai busting our dear little braai did she really think that she could use our braai as ladder to get up our roof and then jump??? I admit with a HUGE sigh of relief I was SOOO glad when all of it was over.